Pimpology: The 48 Laws of The Game by Pimpin\' Ken [eBook]

Pimpology: The 48 Laws of The Game



by Ken Ivy aka Pimpin' Ken with Karen Hunter
Simon Spotlight Entertainment 2007
Format PDF
Pages 96
Size 25.7MB

Description

The names change, but the game remains the same.

The pimp has reached nearly mythical status. We are fascinated by the question of how a guy from the ghetto with no startup capital and no credit -- nothing but the words out of his mouth -- comes not only to have a stable of sexy women who consider him their man, but to drive a Rolls, sport diamonds, and wear custom suits and alligator shoes from Italy.

His secret is to follow the unwritten rules of the game -- a set of regulations handed down orally from older, wiser macks -- which give him superhuman powers of charm, psychological manipulation, and persuasion.

In Pimpology, star of the documentaries Pimps Up, Ho's Down and American Pimp and Annual Players Ball Mack of the Year winner Ken Ivy pulls a square's coat on the unwritten rules that took him from the ghetto streets to the executive suites. Ken's lessons will serve any person in any interaction Whether at work, in relationships, or among friends, somebody's got to be on top. To be the one with the upper hand, you've got to have good game, and good game starts with knowing the rules.

If you want the money, power, and respect you dream of, you can't just pimp your ride, you need to pimp your whole life. And unless you've seen Ray Charles leading Stevie Wonder somewhere, you need Ken's guidelines to do it. They'll reach out and touch you like AT&T and bring good things to life like GE. Then you can be the boss with the hot sauce who gets it all like Monty Hall.

The 48 Laws of The Game

1. Purse First, Ass Last
2. Get a Name in a Game
3. Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em
4. Keep a Ho in Arrears
5. Prey on the Weak
6. When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends
7. Pimp the Game
8. Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
9. Learn the Rules
10. Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
11. Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
12. Ain’t No Love in this Shit
13. Pimp Like You’re Ho-less
14. Better a Turnout than a Burnout
15. Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
16. Give Motivation and Inspiration
17. Get You A Bottom Bitch
18. Cop and Blow
19. Turn Ho Ends into Dividends
20. Get in a Ho’s Head
21. A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction
22. Keep Hoes on Their Toes
23. A Ho Joins A Stable to Ruin It
24. Set the Trend
25. Grind for Your Shine
26. The Game is to be Sold, Not Told
27. Keep Your Game on the Low
28. Be a Leader
29. Play One Ho Against the Next
30. Prosperity over Popularity
31. Look out for Suzy Choosy
32. Turn a Tramp into a Champ
33. Bring Your People With You to theTop
34. Show Respect to Get Respect
35. Trust Nothing but the Game
36. Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
37. Let a Ho Know
38. Wreck a Hater
39. Switch Up
40. Don’t Down ‘Em, Crown ‘Em
41. Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up
42. Talk Shit and Swallow Spit
43. If You Can See It, You Can Be It
44. You Need Fire and Desire
45. Get Rid of the Word “If”
46. Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
47. Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
48. Don’t Believe the Hype